McReality check

McDonald's Corporation is not happy with the Oxford English Dictionary's definition of the word "McJob," which the OED says is "an unstimulating, low-paid job with few prospects, esp. one created by the expansion of the service sector." As a consequence, the company has decided to urge dictionaries in the UK to remove the definition, claiming that "McJob" means the exact opposite (i.e., a job that is stimulating and offers good chances of career enrichment and advancement).

By extension of the company's logic, Ann Coulter henceforth will be identified as a paragon of tolerance, intelligence, and wisdom.