Showing posts with label mishegaas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mishegaas. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2007

"I have to pee like a racehorse."

Time to veer into the world of the disgusting...

How many times did you hear this expression in high school or college? If you hung out with the same sort of people that I did--drunken fraternity guys who drank lots of cheap beer--then you heard it a lot. In case you've ever lain awake in the early morning hours wondering where the expression came from, Slate's Explainer has your answer.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Today's multiple choice quiz

Today, I received the following note:
Just as a reminder that as of May 1, 2007 the residence of [name of apartment complex] are no longer aloud to park in the parking lot to the north of the apartment building. The ICI parking lot.

Thank You
The foregoing was written by--

(a) My eight-year-old niece;
(b) Borat; or
(c) The temporary property manager of our apartment complex.

If you guessed (c), then you are (unfortunately) correct. Is the Hoosier State's brain drain problem worse than we estimated?

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Happy Easter-over . . . er, Pass-ster


This is way off-topic for this blog, but I couldn't resist. From fusilli. And for those of you who watched The Ten Commandments on ABC last night, check out the 10 Plagues, Peeps version.